Today is Valentine's Day, which you either enjoy or endure depending on your romantic circumstances. Either way, I think you will get a kick out of this newspaper ad for the 99 Cents store. It was too big for me to scan completely but I'm sure you'll get the concept from what is here. Clever and funny but just stating the obvious, I hope. :-)
Happy Valentine's Day. Whatever you do today, I hope you have a bit of chocolate.